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The Cast

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Harvey James Montgomery Warren the 3rd of Sussex and Wiltshire 

Harvey Warren

Harvey James Montgomery Warren the 3rd of Sussex and Wiltshire is an inspiring entrepreneur, driven by the gains and the cash money that the universe has to offer to him. He may seem arrogant, but in reality he is simply richer than you.

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Alexander "Duck Race" Eyres

Alex Eyres

Alexander is the undisputed victor in the duck race scene, beaten by no one except himself. You could say that "Duck Race" is his middle name, and you would be correct, because that is literally his middle name.

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Demps the Cat

Dempsey

At first, Demps may sound adorable, however you would be mistaken, as he is a force to be reckoned with. Although he is a cat, Demps will not hesitate to consume anything that lives, breathes, or moves. He's even shot an innocent, unarmed man just for the hell of it. A true war criminal.

The Plot

Damerham's annual duck race is about to begin. However, when a mysterious third-party places a huge cash prize into play, things start to get competitive! And of course, that third-party could only be the rich, prestigious Harvey James Montgomery Warren the 3rd of Sussex and Wiltshire.


Wanting more than just cash in his life, Harvey James Montgomery Warren the 3rd of Sussex and Wiltshire decides to introduce a new element into Damerham's duck race - Money. And to Harvey's delight, this breeds competitivity among the contestants, as this prize isn't your everyday Poundland amount of money; this is a lifechanging amount.


Hearing the exciting news, Alexander "Duck Race" Eyres jumps at the opportunity to get rich quick in a funny, yet very real scenario. And of course, who could forget Alex's
definitely 100% very loyal companion, Demps the cat, who is absolutely NOT up to mischief and no-good gestures towards spectators and competitors, and who is also not going to alter the results in any illegal manner or fashion whatsoever.

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